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7 reasons not to mess with children.! هفت لطیفه در مورد خرد کودکان

Jay Baba, this email just came from Iran.
In these ‘pre-war’ days, could be a bit useful to be happy.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to

swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him “.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

“They will, in a minute.”

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to “honour” thy Father and thy Mother,
she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
“Thou shall not kill.”

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair
sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”

Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and

then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs!”

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was

trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’

A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
“And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”

“Yes,” the class said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”

A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

“Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line,
at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

It doesn’t matter how many people you send this to, just

remember if it made you laugh, your friends will laugh too.

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2007 and Iranian people suffering by the stupid ones!

The cartton is posted above!!!

Jay Baba all… Merry His birthday…..wonderful times here in Meherabad, in various aspects…..Thanks to The Captain……wish had more time to write more….. the following is a post i HAD TO WRITE, about my other blog (NewTune4NewMan) (someone is posting there, not me!) and before that, i post this cartoon which is very FRESH, for the season….. As i read the news, 2007 will be a ‘tough’ time for Iranians in Iran, the sanctions will make people suffer MORE than now….This cartoon expresses how some ‘stupid’ people can make others suffer….
Jay Baba

who is posting here?

Jay Baba, PLEASE! i did not post the previous post EITHER!!! Strange, even when i changed the password, still SOMEONE out there can post into this blog, WITHOUT my permission and consent! Please do not do so!
Thank you!

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خدای ریاضی دان = The everlivingloving MATHEMATICIANgod

Jay Baba… am getting good ‘contradictory’ feedbacks on the previous post, will relate soon…. for a change of taste and more fun, i postthis for your pleasure to see what a wonderful mathematician is our Lord of Universe:

سلام بر همگی…. بزودی واکنش های متفاوتی را که در مورد پست قبلی گرفتم منتشر می کنم… فعلاٌ برای تغییر ذائقه این را داشته باشیم تا مشخص شود که خدای رحمان و رحیم چه ریاضی دان ماهری است که توانسته این کائنات را دقیقاٌ محاسبه و اداره کند.

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888



1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

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Bachelor degree without diploma

Jay Baba,
the ‘tragedy’ is so deep that it can only be seen as ‘funny’, as these real pictures from Iran suggest:
it is a poster ad by a religious institution, in a Tehran Highway, saying :
“Did you know that those who can read the Koran by heart
can get an official Bachelor’s degree, without having a diploma?”
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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